National Pastime

Cinema is the defining medium of the 20th and 21st centuries. With the possibilities available in presentation, manipulating sound and picture together, I have even heard tell of extending the sensory experience by adding smells to the show. In homage to Film, I have decided to post my top five film momments in history. They are, from 5th to 1st . . .

5. The Cliffs of Insanity sword fight in The Princess Bride.

This is the scene that led me to take fencing at Fresno City. The coordination between the music and the fighting, coupled with the fact that it's actually Cary Elwes and Mandy Patinkin doing all the sword play make it one of the most impressive and enjoyable action sequences of all time for me. So many action sequences in recent movies (as evidenced by the recent Star Wars movies) frame their shots so close and frantic I can't tell who's who and what's what. The far shots of two actors legitimately fencing both physically and verbally set this scene far above others for me.



4. Retrieving the Idol in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

The quenisetial Indiana Jones momment. After navagating his way past the steaming Amazon rain forest, trecherous local guides and a lethal Incan temple, he finally arives at the altar. Hunching over the altar with the sand bag . . . sweating . . . taking out a handful of sand . . . weighing it . . . taking out a pinch. The switch and roll. The smile, the hat cock. All hell breaking loose. This is what being Indiana Jones is all about. Harrison Ford's character was, and in many ways still is, the epitome of masculinity for me. He is the avatar of confidence under pressure, ingenuity, a passion for his work, and plain dumb luck. Of all the fantastic scenes in the trillogy, this is the one which stands out among the others; perhaps it's because it is the first scene in the series or perhaps its because he dives out of the temple, narrowly avoiding being crushed by a boulder, only to find himself face to face with a crowd of angry Hovitos. Either way, it's a great scene.


3. THE scene from The Usual Suspects.

If you haven't seen this movie, STOP READING RIGHT NOW and skip to number 2. If you're still with me, lets agree that this is just a fantastic end to a great movie. When Agent Kujon starts putting the pieces together and it cuts to the limp, the first time I saw it my scalp tingled. Let's be honest and up front about two things: 1. As the anti-Santa, Kaiser Sose is cooler than any of us ever will be and 2. This scene is magical. Limp . . . limp . . . limp . . . straiter . . . straiter . . . confident stride. Damn. That is a man of will.


2. Russel Crow removing his helmet in Gladiator.

When he delivers the 'Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son' line I'm fairly convinced that Joaquin Phoenix actually wets himself on the soundstage. Talk about tingling scalps, that scene is palpable. I was going to put another scene in from this film as well, but had to self censor and say that there can only be one top 5 scene per movie; it merits mentioning, however, because it was also masterful. The 'busy little bee' scene caused me to loose sleep for about a week after I saw it. Tingly in all the wrong ways.


1. Wendy Peffercorn!

From one of my favourite movies, this is far and away the best scene in any movie I have seen. All the way from 'Shut up! I got a lot on my mind!' to 'Guys, he planned that!' Just priceless. The entire movie is full of great characters, but Squints is by far my favourite and by far the coolest of the Sandlot gang. I may be a tad bit biased since I was an emaciated child with glasses as well, but let us examin the facts. While the Jet did steal home in a Major League game, it was for the Dodgers and he had a creepy child molestor mustache. Squints married Wendy Peffercorn. They had nine kids. I rest my case.


These are my top 5. What are some that I missed?